this was in the comments section of ‘5 kinds of drunk people’ and i just
i wonder what phil’s face is when a package arrives, he opens it, and it is a bunch of expensive korean clothing
does he just

he did it omg im crying
dan stares intently at his computer monitor. “im so close,” he moans, leaning closer to the screen. he tilts his head back and screams. “PHIL!” phil rushes into the room. dan points at his computer screen. phil screams as well. dan has hit one million subscribers.
for the past hour, i have been periodically checking dans subscriber count with dread. he grew up too fast <3
ITS MY JAM AW YISS
i love this girl oh my god
I WANT TO SEE THIS OMG MY AMERICAN HEART IS BREAKING
omg okay i understand why people want to dedicate ‘little lion man’ to phil but that song is basically about never being what you want yourself to be and feeling bad about yourself so NEW PLAN

